Ole ole ole

Truth in advertising

It is so refreshing to see some honest advertising. I'd buy this guy a beer just for that fact alone.

Bring on the meat!

After seeing an image like this I am all bring on the meat baby. I may never eat another veggie again!

Hanes HER way

Look closely...


Now I have to ask you this?
Who sits and looks at a pair of men's briefs and says hmmmm...I can make a nice summer top from these!! On the other hand...$6 for a three pack is a good price!!

This is why I am NOT a fan of NASCAR

YIKES is all I can really say at this photo. If I were forced to sit behind this at a track I think that I'd soon be jumping the barrer and praying that I get hit. There is just not enough eye bleach to wash this image out of my brain.

Is the force still with him?

Thank you to all Vets past, present, and future!



Looks like tough times are hitting just about everyone these days. You know it has to be bad when you see a Sith Lord begging on the streets. Then again you have to wonder why Darth just isn't mugging people with his life saber or using the force to crush people's windpipes when they won't hand over their wallets. Use the force Vader, wave your hand in front of someone's face and say, "You will hand me your wallet, and that watch."

A smart man you are not. Lazy you are. Shame.

Sometimes mom really does know best.

Remember mom telling you "don't take candy from strangers", well she was talking about this guy here.

The head of their class they were not.

No you are not seeing things. Yes that is a power strip in a pool being supported by flip flops. And yes those drunken fools are in the pool. It almost makes me want to throw somthing into that pool to tip the power strip and fry those idiots. How stupid do you have to be? Even my 3 year old knows that water and electricity do not mix. Any one want to bet that these boys are still single?

Those aren't like mommy's.

Seems this daddy is getting his boy off to an early start.

I just love the look on this kid's face. I keep coming up with all these captions for this picture.

Right on!

Something any true hockey fan will agree upon. Got to love those refs with their half-assed calls.

Yeah it is the noise that is dangerous...

She says as she puffs away on a cigarette. Because obviously they will not affect the unborn baby in any, shape, or form. What does the Surgeon General know anyways? Don't you just love people like this?

Always read the fine print.

Things are not always that they seem.
If it sounds too good to be true it probably is.

You think that these would be lessons that she should have learned about by age 26, but then again I don't think she got hired at Hooters for the size of her brain.

Desperate?

Are you lonely? Sick of sitting alone home on Saturday nights? Are you missing that someone special in your life?

Well look no longer you can always....DATE LANCE



From the site:
Who is Lance?
Hometown: Potomac, MD
Lives in: Provo, UT.
Age: 31
Occupation: Director of Marketing, Logoworks
Height: 6'3" Weight: 180
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Brown
Mission: Finland
Degrees held: BS in Finance, BYU; MBA, Harvard
Special Skills: Basketball and negotiation
Favorite Restaurant: Los Hermanos

Who is Lance looking for?
We're not totally sure, but whoever it is, it's taking him a little longer than usual for a guy with these credentials. Lance is a really nice guy, so someone nice would probably be good. And he's one of eight kids, and we think he wants a lot of kids, so you'd have to be down with the 'big family' thing. Why don't you submit yourself, submit a friend, or tell a friend to help us help him?

Are you woman enough for Lance? Do you really really need a date? Drop Lance a line, hey you never know!

No. No you are not.

I have nothing at all against tattoos. I have three of them. I am totally against dumb shits like this guy, getting them.

Laissze Les Bons Temps Rouler

Yes it is Fat Tuesday today, Mardi Gras, the last day of Carnival, looks like Billy's got his beer goggles on. I think it would take a lot more than those two cans to get me to look at Billy that way.

So grab that King Cake, Pączki, or pancakes and enjoy one more day of debauchery, after all that is what today is all about!

Ok I just flashed ya where are my beads?

Momma always said...

to put on a clean pair of underwear each day because, "you never know you just might get hit by a bus and you wouldn't want them to find you with dirty underwear on now would you?".

Too bad this guy is wearing his mamma's undies today.
I bet cracks were made all day about it.
I just don't think that he can pull off the hot pink thong look.

If you are going to work, and there is a chance you might be bending over you might want to be careful what kind of underwear you pick to wear that day.

Laziness taken to a whole new level.

Now let me set aside the all of the safety concerns that this image stirs up in me. That is a whole rant in itself. (Stupid twit of a mom there). But how freaking lazy do you have to be to use a Segway Human Transporter to walk your child. Or even use one instead of just plain old fashioned walking? I find it so sad that some are this lazy. I mean come on now people walking won't kill you, but using something that has no brakes and whose movements are controlled by yours just might cause an accident or two. (Especially if you are preoccupied by something else, umm let's say the safety for your child?).

I really cannot see an way that a healthy, able bodied person would use this except for the laziness factor.

Must be slow sports week when....

You see this....Extreme Ironing!

I shit you not!






our local news even did a segment on it and had one of their reporters iron at the base of Niagara Falls

http://www.wgrz.com/video/vplayer.aspx?sid=52876&aid=35656

Now just how drunk did a bunch of guys have to be to come up with this idea? I cannot believe that this so called sport has a pretty regular following.

Wikipedia's entry on this includes the following;

Extreme Ironing (or EI) is an extreme sport and a performance art in which people take an ironing board to a remote location and iron a few items of clothing. According to the official website, extreme ironing is
“the latest danger sport that combines the thrills of an extreme outdoor activity with the satisfaction of a well-pressed shirt."

History

Before heading into the mainstream, extreme ironing was used by the band Monster Magnet in the video for their song "Negasonic Teenage Warhead" from their album Dopes to Infinity (1995) (this useage was most likely unintentional, as the video features the band members performing perfectly ordinary activities on asteroids). However, purists of the sport will claim that it was started in 1997 in Leicester, East Midlands, England by resident Phil Shaw in his back garden. Shaw came home from what he recalls as a hard day in a Leicester knitwear factory.[3] Preferring the idea of an evening out rock climbing, he decided to combine the two activities into a new extreme sport. In June 1999, Shaw, who uses the nickname "Steam", embarked on an international tour to promote the activity. The stops included the United States of America, Fiji, New Zealand, Australia and South Africa. An encounter with German tourists in New Zealand led to the formation of a group called "Extreme Ironing International", and the German Extreme Ironing Section or GEIS.

As extreme ironing has branched off, the conditions can gain in extreme activity. For example a branch of ironing has been developed that includes both bungee jumping and well-pressed clothing. Bungee ironing is, what some would call, the ultimate in the thrill of extreme ironing.

A documentary, titled Extreme Ironing, was filmed for Britain's Channel 4. The programme concentrates on the rivalry between the EIB (Extreme Ironing Bureau) and a breakaway group called Urban Housework. It was later aired on the National Geographic Channel.[2]

In 2003, Phil Shaw released a book published by New Holland Publishers, also entitled Extreme Ironing[4]. The following year saw the release of a DVD titled Ironing Under the Sky, which was produced by Hot Under the Collar (HUTC) Productions. A follow-up documentary was made in 2004, this time by RDF and HUTC, which was aired on Sky's Adventure One channel the following year.

In 2003 the Rowenta Trophy was won by a group from South Africa by ironing across a gorge at the Wolfberg Cracks.

In 2004, the EIB traveled to the US on the Rowenta Tour to recruit additional ironists and ironed at Mount Rushmore, New York, Boston and Devils Tower.

Ummmmm okay I think I'll pass. I dread the day ESPN picks this up, bad enough they broadcast poker games and kids playing Speed Stackers. Hell if ESPN really is that hard up for stuff to put on the air why not make the life of mom's a sport. The diaper dash, keep the wet kid in the tub, followed by dress the kid who loves to be naked. Feeding time, if the baby keeps the strained peas inside the mouth 5 points! Then again it may be more fun watching the dad's do all that, and still managing to have dinner on the table, laundry and dished done, house dusted and vacuumed. grocery shopping done. You know all that stuff moms usually do and don't get paid for.

Kind of gives new meaning to the word Ironman.