No beating around the bush

Now while those that choose to live this lifestyle will agree that there is nothing sexual about it. In fact many will state the health benefits and religious beliefs of going around in the buff.

A sign like this is just an open invitation.

Kind of an oxymoron isn't it?

I don't think that it is possible to use the words George Bush and intelligence in the same sentence. Granted this is in reference to George H. Bush and not our current idiot in office. But still renaming the Headquarters compound of the Central Intelligence Agency located in Langley, Virginia the "George Bush Center for Intelligence" does not seem like the smartest move.

How about some fries to go with that shake?

Now that is what he calls a Happy Meal.
You cannot wipe that grin of Ronald's face.
Kind of gives new meaning to the McDonald's Playplace don't it?

Were you expecting anything less of me? If you have been following this blog you should have known better by now. (For the record no that is not me.)

I got a VD!!

And you can have one too, well that and number of other ailments.
Giant Microbes

Yes gone are the days of stuffed bears, puppies, and bunnies. Nothing says I love you like giving the one you love the Clap.

According to their site~ We make stuffed animals that look like tiny microbes—only a million times actual size! Now available: The Common Cold, The Flu, Sore Throat, Stomach Ache, Cough, Ear Ache, Bad Breath, Kissing Disease, Athlete's Foot, Ulcer, Martian Life, Beer & Bread, Black Death, Ebola, Flesh Eating, Sleeping Sickness, Dust Mite, Bed Bug, and Bookworm (and in our Professional line: H.I.V. and Hepatitis).

Each 5-to-7 inch doll is accompanied by an image of the real microbe it represents, as well as information about the microbe.

They make great learning tools for parents and educators, as well as amusing gifts for anyone with a sense of humor!
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What a clever way to let your latest lay know that now they too may have herpes. Sure beats the old, "umm by the way there is something you should know", speech. How could they be mad at you once you hand them that cute little critter?

So this Valentines Day forget the roses or jewelry because nothing says I love you babe like Chlamydia does.

Sweet Dreams

Ahhh Japan you bring us so many wonderful inventions, including this...

Hizamakura knee lap pillow

Missing that special someone?
Longing for the feeling of comfort and warmth you only from a woman’s lap?
Maybe you just want to take a nap and need a pillow?

Shaped just like a beautiful woman’s lap, kneeling in Japanese-style, the Hizamakura “Lap Pillow” gives the best re-creation available, complete with your choice of a red or black skirt to top it off. Hizamakura is soft and elastic to the touch, and perfectly suited to lying your head on. You’ll be surprised at how comfortable and real it feels!
Specifications:• Material: Polyurethane• Skirt material: Polyester• Skirt Color: Black or Red (please choose one)• Box size: 285mm × 590mm × 285mm• Weight: Approximately 1.9kg

In a way I think this is better than having an actual head in your lap, no drool, no sweat, no complaints if you move. I have too many things to do each day then to sit there while someone sleeps in my lap.

Hey babe, want to go to Fucking today?

What a dirty, dirty town.

Fucking, Austria
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia


The frequently stolen traffic sign, at the entrance to the village of Fucking.
Fucking ['fʊkɪŋ]; rhymes with "looking") is an Austrian village in the municipality of Tarsdorf in the Innviertel region of western Upper Austria.

Geography
It is located 32 km north of Salzburg and 4 km east of the border with Germany, half an hour's ride from Petting in Bavaria.

History
The village is known to have existed as "Fucking" since at least 1070 and is named after a man from the 6th century called Focko. "Ing" is an old Germanic suffix indicating the people of the root word to which it is attached, thus "Fucking," in this case, means “(place of )Focko’s people." The village has a population of 93.

Fucking's most famous feature is a traffic sign with its name on it, beside which tourists often stop to have their photograph taken. It is a commonly stolen street sign. Significant amounts of public funds have been spent on replacing the stolen signs.

In 2004, mainly due to the stolen signs, a vote was held on changing the village's name, but the residents voted against doing so. In August 2005 the road signs were replaced with theft-resistant signs welded to steel and secured in concrete to prevent further chances of the sign being stolen.

With only 93 people in that town I wonder what there is to do in town, well besides the obvious. I have to laugh at the fact that people were constantly stealing the street sign. I picture it hanging in some boy's university dorm room all his friends getting a good laugh.

A woman after my own heart.

You go girl!