Nothing like the smell of...

Poopy seed bread, ahhhh breath it in. I wonder if it tastes like it smells?

Those aren't like mommy's.

Seems this daddy is getting his boy off to an early start.

I just love the look on this kid's face. I keep coming up with all these captions for this picture.

Right on!

Something any true hockey fan will agree upon. Got to love those refs with their half-assed calls.

Yeah it is the noise that is dangerous...

She says as she puffs away on a cigarette. Because obviously they will not affect the unborn baby in any, shape, or form. What does the Surgeon General know anyways? Don't you just love people like this?

Wal Mart strikes again!

Seriously where do they find some of their employees? More importantly WHY do they hiring them?

While the cake for dear Suzanne was essentially ruined by the stupidity of the cake decorator working there, (the one that has no common sense and that cannot spell), it was kept just for the laugh factor. Luckily Suzie-Q didn't mind and got a good chuckle out of it herself.

Umm yeah, that will work.

I know this is mean, but I almost hope that some one took the bike, or at least moved it to another near by location just to teach the owner a lesson. The purpose of a bicycle lock is to lock the bike to place where no one can steal it. By using a pole like this totally defeats the purpose don't you agree?

Always read the fine print.

Things are not always that they seem.
If it sounds too good to be true it probably is.

You think that these would be lessons that she should have learned about by age 26, but then again I don't think she got hired at Hooters for the size of her brain.