Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Domestic dolts



Silly me, all this time I thought Mexico was another country. Damn the American school system.

*A big thank you to Jameroo for letting me use her photo.

Sunday, July 13, 2008

Hanes HER way

Look closely...


Now I have to ask you this?
Who sits and looks at a pair of men's briefs and says hmmmm...I can make a nice summer top from these!! On the other hand...$6 for a three pack is a good price!!

Thursday, July 10, 2008

This is why I am NOT a fan of NASCAR



YIKES is all I can really say at this photo. If I were forced to sit behind this at a track I think that I'd soon be jumping the barrer and praying that I get hit. There is just not enough eye bleach to wash this image out of my brain.

Saturday, June 28, 2008

Thanks for the tip



Ah people after my own heart! The most I ever did was have my then baby sister chant "Where's my food?!" at Pizza Hut after a 40 minute wait for a pan pizza. Shit heads didn't even comp our bill. They brought us a free order of bread sticks. BFD right?

Saturday, May 31, 2008

Holy guano Batman



Looks like Bruce Wayne is screwed.

Monday, May 26, 2008

Is the force still with him?

Thank you to all Vets past, present, and future!



Looks like tough times are hitting just about everyone these days. You know it has to be bad when you see a Sith Lord begging on the streets. Then again you have to wonder why Darth just isn't mugging people with his life saber or using the force to crush people's windpipes when they won't hand over their wallets. Use the force Vader, wave your hand in front of someone's face and say, "You will hand me your wallet, and that watch."

A smart man you are not. Lazy you are. Shame.

Sunday, May 25, 2008

Let's get physical

Physical fitness has become so important to so many people recently, more and more people are heading to the gym. People are eating healthier, quitting smoking, drinking more water, taking the stairs instead of the elevator...


well okay. Some are. Am I missing something here? Isn't the point of going to the gym to get some exercise? Do these these people realize that they are defeating the purpose of going to the gym? Are 15 steps really too many to walk up? Or is this just another testament to the true laziness of the American?