Sometimes mom really does know best.

Remember mom telling you "don't take candy from strangers", well she was talking about this guy here.

A little light humor

My friend Wendy sent me this gem, thanks bunches!



I wonder if they are giving these out as product promos at some Doctor's offices?

Now that is what I call support.

But I need to know will they lift and seperate?

Proselytizer be gone!

Ok not an ad, sign or stupid human, but something I found to be as funny as hell none the less. Something one might try when those pesky proselytizers come a knocking at your door. I don't know if it is the late hour here or my spiked lemonade but I am giving serious consideration to this idea. I am perfectly happy in my heathen ways here and have no desire to convert to any other belief system. I enjoy being a sarcastic beotch too much. ;P

Hell with the cost of the ad she better put out.

Points have to go to the guy for creativity, although I still wouldn't respond to his ad.

Decisions...decisions.

Got to love this lady and her ad. I don't know the longer I stay married the more I start to think I'll keep the cat.

The head of their class they were not.

No you are not seeing things. Yes that is a power strip in a pool being supported by flip flops. And yes those drunken fools are in the pool. It almost makes me want to throw somthing into that pool to tip the power strip and fry those idiots. How stupid do you have to be? Even my 3 year old knows that water and electricity do not mix. Any one want to bet that these boys are still single?

No better advertising than this

They have to be good right? You don't see Christ dying for Krispie Kremes now do you?

This about sums it up

Any one else feel like they are taking it up the ass when it comes to gas prices. Our local news reports that our area is paying fifteen cents more than the national average. The cheapest I have seen has been $3.49 in my area. SOMETHING NEEDS TO BE DONE ABOUT THIS, come Memorial Day weekend they are expecting at least $4.00 a gallon. I wonder when the rationing is going to start.

Where was the layout editor on this one?

Ok sometimes you have to wonder if the person working on the layouts of the ads actually reads what the ads are for, or if they just have a twisted sense of humor.