The Perfect Gift

Yes it is that time of year again when our thoughts turn to Christmas presents. For all you men out there like my husband who waits until the last minute, why don't you give the gift that keeps on giving.



Then again, maybe not. I cannot believe that the manager approved of this sign. Sure it is good for a few giggles but come on now.

quotes scare me

Yes I am one of those people who just about always carries a camera in her purse, and at times like tis I am glad I do.


I have to wonder why wash hands is in quotes. Is it some inside joke at the establishment? If you ever seen the movie Waiting you know where I am coming from. Now I know that it is just a typo, (please let it just be a typo), but still the grammar geek inside of me is horrified. And which employee is it that has to wash their hands? I'd hope it was all of them.

Bob Barker was on the right path

but I think this guy is right on the money. I think we all know at least one person who really should be fixed.

A religious experience

I have to disagree, I have known a few people who swear that they have seen God by err...laying in bed.

This explains a lot

Well after seeing this I can finally understand why Taco Bell is always screwing up our orders. My husband always shakes his head and wonders if they seek out employees that cannot get orders right. Well we now have concrete proof of it. I can't even tell you how many times that TB screwed up our orders. Damn those chalupas being so good, if it weren't for them and the steak tacos we'd never set foot in one again.

You know there had to be somebody.

I love it when I see signs like this, I really do. You know that it means there that had to be at least one total dipshit out there who had to actually do it.

and if you believe this...

I got some choice property in Southern Florida that I'd love to sell ya, oh and a bridge in Brooklyn too.

Sorry fellas size DOES matter, no matter what we may tell you.

Holy guano Batman

Looks like Bruce Wayne is screwed.

LOL Cats branching out?

Ok I have to admit that yes I have laughed at a few of the LOL Cats entries. But come on now McDonalds without the cute kitty it just does not work.

This about sums it up

Any one else feel like they are taking it up the ass when it comes to gas prices. Our local news reports that our area is paying fifteen cents more than the national average. The cheapest I have seen has been $3.49 in my area. SOMETHING NEEDS TO BE DONE ABOUT THIS, come Memorial Day weekend they are expecting at least $4.00 a gallon. I wonder when the rationing is going to start.

Right on!

Something any true hockey fan will agree upon. Got to love those refs with their half-assed calls.

Desperate?

Are you lonely? Sick of sitting alone home on Saturday nights? Are you missing that someone special in your life?

Well look no longer you can always....DATE LANCE



From the site:
Who is Lance?
Hometown: Potomac, MD
Lives in: Provo, UT.
Age: 31
Occupation: Director of Marketing, Logoworks
Height: 6'3" Weight: 180
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Brown
Mission: Finland
Degrees held: BS in Finance, BYU; MBA, Harvard
Special Skills: Basketball and negotiation
Favorite Restaurant: Los Hermanos

Who is Lance looking for?
We're not totally sure, but whoever it is, it's taking him a little longer than usual for a guy with these credentials. Lance is a really nice guy, so someone nice would probably be good. And he's one of eight kids, and we think he wants a lot of kids, so you'd have to be down with the 'big family' thing. Why don't you submit yourself, submit a friend, or tell a friend to help us help him?

Are you woman enough for Lance? Do you really really need a date? Drop Lance a line, hey you never know!

No beating around the bush

Now while those that choose to live this lifestyle will agree that there is nothing sexual about it. In fact many will state the health benefits and religious beliefs of going around in the buff.

A sign like this is just an open invitation.

Kind of an oxymoron isn't it?

I don't think that it is possible to use the words George Bush and intelligence in the same sentence. Granted this is in reference to George H. Bush and not our current idiot in office. But still renaming the Headquarters compound of the Central Intelligence Agency located in Langley, Virginia the "George Bush Center for Intelligence" does not seem like the smartest move.

Service you just won't believe.

Wonder if they aren't there in 30 minutes if they're free?

How true...how true

I think that hell is a more appropriate name than Shell for this gas station as well as all the others now a days. Something really needs to be done about the outrageous prices that we are paying at the pump. It is pretty sad when 1/3 of my weekly allotment of money for gas, groceries, and other small stuff is being spent on gas alone.

I never would of guessed this.

Color me surprised, never in a million years would I ever think that a road might actually get some water on it during rain.

I don't know what scares me more the thought of a wet road or the fact that there is a sign warning people about it. I mean if they cannot connect those dots they do not deserve to be behind a wheel.