No shit.

Notice the quote, "We had no idea anyone was burried there". It is a mausoleum, what the hell did they think was inside of it, sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows? Headlines like this leave me speechless, and makes me wonder just how some of the human race manages to survive.

Wal Mart strikes again!

Seriously where do they find some of their employees? More importantly WHY do they hiring them?

While the cake for dear Suzanne was essentially ruined by the stupidity of the cake decorator working there, (the one that has no common sense and that cannot spell), it was kept just for the laugh factor. Luckily Suzie-Q didn't mind and got a good chuckle out of it herself.

Umm yeah, that will work.

I know this is mean, but I almost hope that some one took the bike, or at least moved it to another near by location just to teach the owner a lesson. The purpose of a bicycle lock is to lock the bike to place where no one can steal it. By using a pole like this totally defeats the purpose don't you agree?

No. No you are not.

I have nothing at all against tattoos. I have three of them. I am totally against dumb shits like this guy, getting them.

Just in case you didn't know...

I always find instructions and some warnings on items to be humorous. Because you know that there really are people out there that stupid. You know that some dumbass somewhere actually had to do this.

Some more I have come across;

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (no shit)
On a curling iron: For external use only!
On a hair dryer: Do not use in shower
On a can of air freshener: For use by trained personnel only.(You need special training for this?)
On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (umm ok)
On a box of Midol PMS relief tablets: Warning: do not use if you have prostate problems.
On a package of peanuts: Warning: May contain nuts. (get out of here)
On A toilet plunger: Caution: Do not use near power lines. (I have to know thw back story on this one)
On a floodlight: This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark.
On a mattress: Warning: Do not attempt to swallow.
On a pack of matches: Caution: Contents may catch fire.
On a RCA Television Remote Control: Not Dishwasher Safe
On Home Depot Treated Lumber: Do not consume.
On a 35 mm camera: This camera will only work when film is inside.
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (as opposed to what?)
On a 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow: Not intended for highway use.
On a package of deodorant: Do not use intimately. (close call on if I really want to know).

The list could go on and on. It saddens me that there are so many stupid people out there. Even sadder I think I know some of them.

I never would of guessed this.

Color me surprised, never in a million years would I ever think that a road might actually get some water on it during rain.

I don't know what scares me more the thought of a wet road or the fact that there is a sign warning people about it. I mean if they cannot connect those dots they do not deserve to be behind a wheel.