Saturday, May 31, 2008

Holy guano Batman

Looks like Bruce Wayne is screwed.

Monday, May 26, 2008

Is the force still with him?

Thank you to all Vets past, present, and future!

Looks like tough times are hitting just about everyone these days. You know it has to be bad when you see a Sith Lord begging on the streets. Then again you have to wonder why Darth just isn't mugging people with his life saber or using the force to crush people's windpipes when they won't hand over their wallets. Use the force Vader, wave your hand in front of someone's face and say, "You will hand me your wallet, and that watch."

A smart man you are not. Lazy you are. Shame.

Sunday, May 25, 2008

Let's get physical

Physical fitness has become so important to so many people recently, more and more people are heading to the gym. People are eating healthier, quitting smoking, drinking more water, taking the stairs instead of the elevator...

well okay. Some are. Am I missing something here? Isn't the point of going to the gym to get some exercise? Do these these people realize that they are defeating the purpose of going to the gym? Are 15 steps really too many to walk up? Or is this just another testament to the true laziness of the American?

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Got bilk?

A brewery in Hokkaido, Japan recently released a low-malt beer using milk. The idea came from the son of a liquor store who is in the dairy farm industry. After having a problem of discarding milk, he proposed the local brewery to produce the milk beer. As one-third of beer is milk, it is the good way to help local farmers. The beer called “Bilk” came from beer+milk. The taste of beer is like a taste of fruits and it goes well with sweets. Because of its fruity flavor, Bilk hopes to be popular among women.

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Erin Brockovich ; She's a superfreak

While surfing the net one day I came across this picture. I saved it because it made me giggle and now once again I have use for it. Granted it is from the year 2000, but I think it will fit in well here. You know that this was done on purpose by some teenager working at the theater for minimum wage for shits and giggles.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

She don't swallow

Sometimes you come across an ad and just have to say What the hell?

If my husband sees this ad he'd for sure run out ad buy me the entire Puma line. I guess by wearing Puma products women get this urge to drop to their knees and give blow jobs.

Monday, May 12, 2008

I'm coming.

Okay I admit it I have a 13 year old boy living inside of me. I seen this slide and just could not stop giggling. Sometimes I wonder just who designs these things and wonder if it is on purpose. I can picture them as a bunch of 30-something virgins who could not not get laid at hooker-con. I see them snickering away just like I did, getting off on the whole dirty aspect of such an innocent child's play thing. (Then again part of me would like to get a whole lot of vanilla pudding and well you get the picture ;-) )

Saturday, May 3, 2008

LOL Cats branching out?

Ok I have to admit that yes I have laughed at a few of the LOL Cats entries. But come on now McDonalds without the cute kitty it just does not work.