I got a VD!!

And you can have one too, well that and number of other ailments.
Giant Microbes

Yes gone are the days of stuffed bears, puppies, and bunnies. Nothing says I love you like giving the one you love the Clap.

According to their site~ We make stuffed animals that look like tiny microbes—only a million times actual size! Now available: The Common Cold, The Flu, Sore Throat, Stomach Ache, Cough, Ear Ache, Bad Breath, Kissing Disease, Athlete's Foot, Ulcer, Martian Life, Beer & Bread, Black Death, Ebola, Flesh Eating, Sleeping Sickness, Dust Mite, Bed Bug, and Bookworm (and in our Professional line: H.I.V. and Hepatitis).

Each 5-to-7 inch doll is accompanied by an image of the real microbe it represents, as well as information about the microbe.

They make great learning tools for parents and educators, as well as amusing gifts for anyone with a sense of humor!
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What a clever way to let your latest lay know that now they too may have herpes. Sure beats the old, "umm by the way there is something you should know", speech. How could they be mad at you once you hand them that cute little critter?

So this Valentines Day forget the roses or jewelry because nothing says I love you babe like Chlamydia does.

Sweet Dreams

Ahhh Japan you bring us so many wonderful inventions, including this...

Hizamakura knee lap pillow

Missing that special someone?
Longing for the feeling of comfort and warmth you only from a woman’s lap?
Maybe you just want to take a nap and need a pillow?

Shaped just like a beautiful woman’s lap, kneeling in Japanese-style, the Hizamakura “Lap Pillow” gives the best re-creation available, complete with your choice of a red or black skirt to top it off. Hizamakura is soft and elastic to the touch, and perfectly suited to lying your head on. You’ll be surprised at how comfortable and real it feels!
Specifications:• Material: Polyurethane• Skirt material: Polyester• Skirt Color: Black or Red (please choose one)• Box size: 285mm × 590mm × 285mm• Weight: Approximately 1.9kg

In a way I think this is better than having an actual head in your lap, no drool, no sweat, no complaints if you move. I have too many things to do each day then to sit there while someone sleeps in my lap.

Why should Fido have all the fun?

Not everyone is a dog person, so why should Fido, Rex, Rover get all the fun and benefits of getting out of the house? Everyone enjoys a change of scenery, now Goldie can too.

Don't let your favorite fish get bored by keeping him in the tank all day long...take him with you in this handy traveling case.

No longer do you need to have a friend come over to feed him while you go on vacations just bring your little fish friend along.

Sick of seeing those celebs showing off their little dogs all the time? Well one up them by showing the world how much your little buddy means to you.

It is a great conservation piece and the kids will love it!

Just remember not to jostle the bag. They don't like it.