The family that drinks together...

The sign reads "This is our favorite shop."

Nothing says good old family fun more than a trip to the local liquor store!

"Mommy moomy LOOK Strawberry flavored Vodka!! Can I please have some, pretty, pretty, pretty please with an olive on top!"

"Why sure Billy," daddy says, "oh and John this Scotch will make you a big strong man."

"oh George darling, don't forget the whiskey for little Mary's gums, she's teething you know and that will help dull the pain and help her sleep." mom chimed in.

Bring on the meat!

After seeing an image like this I am all bring on the meat baby. I may never eat another veggie again!

I'm coming.

Okay I admit it I have a 13 year old boy living inside of me. I seen this slide and just could not stop giggling. Sometimes I wonder just who designs these things and wonder if it is on purpose. I can picture them as a bunch of 30-something virgins who could not not get laid at hooker-con. I see them snickering away just like I did, getting off on the whole dirty aspect of such an innocent child's play thing. (Then again part of me would like to get a whole lot of vanilla pudding and well you get the picture ;-) )

Sometimes mom really does know best.

Remember mom telling you "don't take candy from strangers", well she was talking about this guy here.

The head of their class they were not.

No you are not seeing things. Yes that is a power strip in a pool being supported by flip flops. And yes those drunken fools are in the pool. It almost makes me want to throw somthing into that pool to tip the power strip and fry those idiots. How stupid do you have to be? Even my 3 year old knows that water and electricity do not mix. Any one want to bet that these boys are still single?

For the couple that shares everything

I bring you the TwoDaloo. Billed as A Supertoilet That Saves Rocky Marriages and The Planet




The TwoDaLoo is billed as the world's first toilet two people can use ... at the exact same time. It brings couples closer together and conserves our water supply all with one flush. The TwoDaLoo features two side-by-side toilet seats with a modest privacy wall in between. An upgraded version includes a seven inch LCD television and iPod docking station.

A steal at $1,400 well for the basic model, (and that is of course if you buy the minimum of twelve). I wonder what the mark up on these things are and how much the upgraded version goes for? How soon until we start seeing these at the Home Depot? Never I hope.

Now I love my husband but I really don't want to be in the bathroom with him while he is taking a dump. Nor do I want him in there while I am. The only good thing that I can see about it is that my kids always seem to have to go at the exact same moment. That or when the family is sick with the stomach flu, we're not all fighting for a place to vomit in. (Trust me four people sick with the flu at the same time is not a pretty picture).

Now I don't know about you, but most men I know already spend a lot of time in the john. A lot of my friends and family members always seem to have this gripe about their husbands and sons. It makes me wonder what the next will step be? A mini fridge in the cabinet under the sink. That would be a man's paradise. We might not see them ever again, that is of course until we had to go.

http://www.wiserep.com/productDetails.php?id=5769

When you got to go...

...you have to go no matter where you are.
I guess now a days people are just too busy to walk into that coffee shop, or McDonald's to use the restroom. No lets just step into this public urinal on a crowded street where hundreds of people may pass, drop your drawers and piss away.

Hope you don't get stage fright buddy. I hear that these public urinals have been seen in many European cities and even in China. I hope that this European trend (ha!) is not one that comes stateside anytime soon.

Yo Gabba Gabba

Anyone else hate this show? My youngest loves it, adores it has to watch it daily, (hooray for the weekends when it is not aired).

I think it is down right creepy. I see this show and want to scream WTF IS THAT? Just look at the characters now if they don't scream sex to you I don't know what will. One looks like a dildo, another a butt plug, one is a pussy cat and the other a patch of hair. (I’ll call him Muffy with the French tickler on his head). The robot with a hole in it. Oh and we cannot forget DJ Lance who "always wears a hat" (nudge nudge, wink wink). What wonderful choices of characters for a show aimed at the pre-school set. I can just see the creators sitting around a television stoned out of their minds in a circle jerk, while lesbian porn is playing on a 42 inch screen. Thinking boy wouldn’t a giant talking and singing dildo make a great character for a kid’s show. I bet Junior would love that.

Yo Gabba Gabba kind of reminds me of a mix between The Banana Splits and those downright freaky Sid and Marty Krofft shows, H.R. Pufnstuff, (what the hell were they puffin' when they thought of this show?), Lidsville, Sigmund and the Sea Monster, Land of the Lost.

All I need now if for her to start singing some of the annoying songs that they sing on this show. For example the Snack song, "Snacky snacky snacky snack, snack" Just those words over and over again. Its enough to cause any sane parent to drive an ice pick into their brain.