The family that drinks together...

The sign reads "This is our favorite shop."

Nothing says good old family fun more than a trip to the local liquor store!

"Mommy moomy LOOK Strawberry flavored Vodka!! Can I please have some, pretty, pretty, pretty please with an olive on top!"

"Why sure Billy," daddy says, "oh and John this Scotch will make you a big strong man."

"oh George darling, don't forget the whiskey for little Mary's gums, she's teething you know and that will help dull the pain and help her sleep." mom chimed in.

Play ball

Sort of gives in the pocket new meaning.

Mom was right

Remember your mother always telling you to be sure to wear clean underwear each day when you go out. Just because you never know, accidents happen and you don't want to be caught with dirty undies, or in his case no undies.

Oh how I feel for the poor firefighter right now.

Ole ole ole

Truth in advertising

It is so refreshing to see some honest advertising. I'd buy this guy a beer just for that fact alone.

Santa's got a brand new...

Sack....


Have you been naughty or nice?

The Perfect Gift

Yes it is that time of year again when our thoughts turn to Christmas presents. For all you men out there like my husband who waits until the last minute, why don't you give the gift that keeps on giving.



Then again, maybe not. I cannot believe that the manager approved of this sign. Sure it is good for a few giggles but come on now.

quotes scare me

Yes I am one of those people who just about always carries a camera in her purse, and at times like tis I am glad I do.


I have to wonder why wash hands is in quotes. Is it some inside joke at the establishment? If you ever seen the movie Waiting you know where I am coming from. Now I know that it is just a typo, (please let it just be a typo), but still the grammar geek inside of me is horrified. And which employee is it that has to wash their hands? I'd hope it was all of them.

Bob Barker was on the right path

but I think this guy is right on the money. I think we all know at least one person who really should be fixed.

No shit.

Notice the quote, "We had no idea anyone was burried there". It is a mausoleum, what the hell did they think was inside of it, sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows? Headlines like this leave me speechless, and makes me wonder just how some of the human race manages to survive.

And you thought your job was the pits

Just always remember it could be a whole lot worse.

A religious experience

I have to disagree, I have known a few people who swear that they have seen God by err...laying in bed.

This explains a lot

Well after seeing this I can finally understand why Taco Bell is always screwing up our orders. My husband always shakes his head and wonders if they seek out employees that cannot get orders right. Well we now have concrete proof of it. I can't even tell you how many times that TB screwed up our orders. Damn those chalupas being so good, if it weren't for them and the steak tacos we'd never set foot in one again.

You know there had to be somebody.

I love it when I see signs like this, I really do. You know that it means there that had to be at least one total dipshit out there who had to actually do it.

Here fishy fishy.

Wonder where they get their daily specials?

Well that helps...NOT!

Next time try Dear Abby.

and if you believe this...

I got some choice property in Southern Florida that I'd love to sell ya, oh and a bridge in Brooklyn too.

Sorry fellas size DOES matter, no matter what we may tell you.

Slippery when wet

Makes one wonder just what is on those floors. Sure hope they aren't sticky as well. I'd hate to be one of the cleaners here that is for sure.

Funny how the addition of a little note of caution to customers can make something that I'd just roll my eyes at passing by into something that makes me want to wet my panties.

Toilet Humor

This guy really knows his shit!

Bring on the meat!

After seeing an image like this I am all bring on the meat baby. I may never eat another veggie again!